Re: Pra quem é da dark brotherhood.

por Thaael 12/1/2014, 10:26 am

Nossa, eu gosto do Cicero. .-.
Eu acho uma graça o "Stabitty Stab" e a "Fadinha Nelly"...

por MrMiller 12/1/2014, 10:36 am

Cicero é um dos personagens mais daoras ;-;

AWW YEAH!

por Thaael 12/1/2014, 10:49 am

Coitada ._.

por Rachel1 12/1/2014, 12:02 pm

eu mato ele, pq n suporto um babaca atrás de mim falando merda enquanto estou em um trabalho sério. Matar alguém é algo importante para ficar falando "tiny blade" --'

por Onassis 12/1/2014, 12:20 pm

JESUS! Chorei de rir com o vídeo! UHAEUHSUAEHUSH'

por DarkStormcloak 12/1/2014, 12:26 pm

Rachel1 escreveu:Mete a adaga nesse palhaço viado

Só dpois de anotar as piadas dele '-'

por Arsani 12/1/2014, 12:33 pm

Em inglês

Cicero:

Ho ho ho, he he he, break that lute across my knee, and if the bard should choose to fight, why then I'll set his clothes alight!
Let's kill someone!
Cicero is hungry...Need a sweetroll...or a carrot.
Cicero will be right here. Spiders could eat my face off, faithful Cicero would not move an inch! (When told to wait)
Oohhh...Cicero's heard about the Butcher. Interesting knifework. Just...stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! And then...stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! (In Windhelm)
Does it involve sneaking and stabbing? Please say yes!
Oohh! Listener! That tickles! (When rearranging his equipment)
Home again, home again! I will return to Mother immediately! (When dismissed)
Need to oil Mother soon. Get all the hard-to-reach places.
Cicero wants Skyforge Steel! Sharp, sharp for easy stabbing! (When in Whiterun)
Oh! Cicero will go to Jorrvaskr and dance for the Companions! Maybe they'll...um, on second thought, maybe not. (When in Whiterun)
Oh yes, Cicero and the Listener, he he, on the hunt! He he! (When commanded to follow)
Solitude...Lonely Cicero could tell you a thing or two about...solitude. (When visiting said city)
The court needs a jester. But not me. Oh no, not Cicero. The Fool of Hearts is far too busy, thank you very much! (In Solitude)
...when I next meet that fair maid Nelly, I'll plunge my knife into her belly...
...and if I spy a singing bird, I'll snap its neck before it's heard...
...madness is merry and merriment's might, when the jester comes calling with his knife in the night...
...and he says to the man, "That's not a horker! That's my wife!" Ha ha ha ha ha...Ah...I love that one...
...need to get Mother some flowers...pretty, pretty flowers...
...dear Cicero will keep you from harm, sweet Mother. Forever and always...
What? Mother? Is that your voice I hear? Hmm? No, no...just my head playing tricks. Foolish Cicero.
Our sweet Lady is maiden, mother...and crone...
He he he...Crazy? Cicero? He he he he! That's...madness...
Is there singing in the Void? Dancing? Surely the Dread Lord will at least allow poor Cicero to caper...
...and I said to the baker, "You're not dead! You're a faker! But if that's your wish, I'll oblige..."
...oh, if I chance to see a cat, I'll feed its corpse to my pet rat...
He he he he he he he he he he.
...need to sharpen my blade...make it shiny, gleamy, and oh so deadly...
Cicero never understood thieves, really. Take someone's things before you kill them? And they call me crazy... (in the Ratway in Riften)
Riften. Cicero likes Riften. Cheats and ruffians and cutthroats abound. Finally, some fun.
Cicero saw a dwarf! Right there! A dwarf! Oh wait...Sorry...No dwarf.
Coming...Mother!... (When Cicero is killed.)
Forsworn, think they're so scary. Cicero will show you scary. Stupid Forsworn.